God is my hitman

Pat Robertson is concerned that God isn’t doing his job lately. I mean, when is the last time He performed a well publicized high profile smiting?

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson urged his nationwide audience Monday to pray for God to remove three justices from the Supreme Court so they could be replaced by conservatives.

“We ask for miracles in regard to the Supreme Court,” Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network’s “The 700 Club.”

Robertson has launched a 21-day “prayer offensive” directed at the Supreme Court in the wake of its 6-3 June vote that decriminalized sodomy. Robertson said in a letter on the CBN Web site that the ruling “has opened the door to homosexual marriage, bigamy, legalized prostitution and even incest.”

The same letter targets three justices in particular: “One justice is 83-years-old, another has cancer and another has a heart condition. Would it not be possible for God to put it in the minds of these three judges that the time has come to retire?”

Upon hearing Robertson’s plea, God rolled His eyes and then proceeded to make arrangements with Satan for Robertson to share a queen-sized bunk in hell with Mike Tyson in the very near future.



Yeah. Like I would tell you....