Comicbook guy voice: “Worst Christmas gifts ever”
The Seattle PI runs a column with readers writing in about their worst Christmas gifts ever.
My father got me the complete works of William Shakespeare. I was 7 at the time. Another Christmas, Dad gave me a diet book, an etiquette book and a book on how to attract men with a card that said “with the hope you’ll grow into a proper young lady.” I was 24.