Peggy the Powerbroker
Although I think La Noonan should have written the Christmas column I diagramed for her below (see Lubed Up…since I can’t link right now), she instead chose to denigrate Trent Lott (‘denigrate isn’t what you think it is, Trent…) causing him to resign this morning.
Of course that didn’t stop her from jumping in and telling us what Bill Clinton was thinking again:
You could almost see Mr. Clinton’s mind whirling as Jonathan Karl interviewed him. Hmm, I could be high-minded and speak thoughtfully during what amounts to a public crisis, or I can play gut-ball politics and slam the enemy. No contest. Way to go, Bill, and happy holidays from a grateful nation.
This isn’t the first time that she has used her awesome mind-reading abilities on a Clinton. If only she would use her powers for the good of mankind, like figuring out why people purchase CD’s by those assclowns called Creed. I mean, what are they thinking?