The groom’s still waiting at the altar

J-Lo (the meagerly talented Jennifer Lopez to those who don’t read People magazine) has called off her wedding to preppy cardboard cutout, Ben Affleck.

Jennifer Lopez has called off her wedding to Ben Affleck – after a row with his best man.

The Latino singer was furious when Ben’s best friend Matt Damon tried to talk him out of it, claiming she was a “serial bride”.

In addition Lopez was furious after an evening of trying on clothes when Affleck commented, “Jesus, J. Everything makes your ass look big.”

Affleck is expected to take up with the much more sensible Lisa Marie Presley…



Yeah. Like I would tell you....