Construction of Lynne Cheney’s Latex and Jelly Dong Fun Dungeon continues on schedule…
There’s big ‘splosions coming from the VP’s house.
Neighbors of Vice President Dick Cheney are being shaken and rattled at least once a day by mysterious blasts at the U.S. Naval Observatory where Cheney lives.
The Navy says the explosions are part of a construction project that has been going on for several months now, but won’t say more because the project is classified.
The neighbors have already become used to the neighborhood power surges every morning when Dick is jolted back to life with Cheneytronic ™ 3000 Combination Defibrillator and Bacon Fryer.