Pecking out my column, one letter at a time.
Sunday is “trigger day” says Michael Kelly, meaning that there is most certainly going to be a war with Iraq. Kelly is so excited about the prospect of taking on the Islamofacists he has taken to typing out his columns with his war-engorged penis. Please excuse his lack of using the letters q,w,e,r,t,y,u,i,o, and p, since he couldn’t reach them, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Just know that Kelly now refers to Iraq as “a”.