The best that they can come up with…
Now that John Kerry has thrown his hat in the presidential ring for 2004, it’s time for the right wing to unleash the hounds of war. Or, in this case, Internet shih-tzu Matt Drudge:
Democrat all-star John Kerry of Massachusetts is positioning himself as a populist politician while he takes the first step for a White House run…
But the self-described “Man of The People” pays $150 to get his hair styled and shampooed — the cost of feeding a family of three for two weeks!
Omigod!!!!
This surely disqualifies the Massachusetts Senator and war hero from running against inside-trading, alcoholic, deserting, hiding-in-Nebraska, President Le Moron (as they call him in Canada).
