Thomas Title Time
So what should Clarence Thomas call his book?
I will admit that I had some that were funnier than hell but didn’t pass the Websense test (meaning they were too racist or obscene to get through many people’s work firewalls). We started with these:
The Pinhead from Pinpoint
Not Black Like Me
Scalia’s Bitch: The Supreme Court Years
The Founder’s Intent, Natural Law, and Why I Like Big Butts
Oliver Wendell Holmes, John Holmes, and Me
and collected these:
Long Dong’s Journey On The Right
No Man Is A Hero To His House Boy…. The Real Antonin Scalia
SCOTUS Gone Wild!
How To Sublimate Blind Rage Caused By Guilt Over Your Unearned Status In Life, By Dr. Phil
I Done Paid His Daddy Back
Black Like Me? I Could Give A Shit
Clarence Thomas: Pubic Servant
Judicial Legislation and Judicial Sexification
Fade to Black
Roe Vs. Wade?… Tommy Lee Vs. Pamela…Now You’re Talking My Kind Of Law
Uncle Tom’s Justice
…and my favorites:
My Big Fat White Wife
Boyz In Da Robez
Thanks for all the submissions.