If you like pina coladas and making shivs in metal shop….

How many times have you said to yourself, “Why can’t I meet a nice attractive bi-sexual woman, who is behind bars, and settle down in five to seven years with time off for good behavior”?” Oh, if I had a dollar……

Here’s your chance.

Me? I’m saving myself for Winona Ryder…

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....