This explains soooo much about Erika Harold….
The earlier a woman has sex, the less stressed she is as an adult, scientists have discovered.
When they questioned women about their sexual history and tested them for levels of a stress hormone, they found that the lowest levels were among those who had sex the earliest. A similar but smaller effect was found for men.
In the research, carried out at the University of TÃ¼bingen in Germany, volunteers completed questionnaires, and had their saliva tested for levels of cortisol before and after they were exposed to the stresses of preparing to speak in public to strangers for five minutes and perform mental arithmetic aloud. The body secretes increased amounts of cortisol in response to stress.
Stress levels were up to 60 per cent lower in women who lost their virginity before their 18th birthday.
So, to recap:
Lack of sex causes stress.
Prolonged virginity creates more stress.
Wearing a tiara, greasing your teeth up with Vaseline, and being a humorless prig causes extended periods of virginity which causes stress, which probably comes from knowing that your classmates are pooling their milk money to bust a cap in your tight ass.
Tomorrow we discuss: Hot tiara on tiara action and why guys dig it….