I’ll be out in time for the tailgate before the Packers game, right?
Wisconsin has the nicest criminals.
GREEN BAY, Wis. – Police officers probably wish all car chases were this easy.
A 22-year-old Green Bay man led police on a chase that often moved as slowly as 20 mph and ended in the Brown County Jail’s parking lot. The man parked his pickup in the jail’s lot, smoked a cigarette, got out of the truck and lay face-down on the ground to be arrested, police said.
He allegedly told the officers he knew he was drunk and was going to be sent to jail, so he just drove himself there
A twenty mile per hour chase? With a little less cheese, brats, and beer the police should have been able to run him down on foot…