Is she doing the songs from Hysteria or from Pyromania?
Modestly dressed and wearing sensible shoes, Mariah Carey announced to her fourteen remaining fans that she will be covering Def Leppard’s 1993 hit “Bringin’ on the Heartbreak.” on her upcoming album Charmbracelet. Ms. Carey, who recently spent the last few months in a lithium haze, indicated that Charmbracelet was not her first choice for the album’s name , but that hip-hop artist Lil Kim had already taken Crazyhoskank. Later at the press conference someone callously mentioned Ms Carey’s last album/movie, Glitter causing Ms Carey to start twitching like Dick Cheney when he gets to close to the microwave. Her alert entourage quickly wisked her away to an awaiting windowless van.
Songs that Ms Carey will not be covering on the upcoming Charmbracelet include Jimi Hendrix’s Manic Depression, Heart’s Crazy for You, and War’s Slipping Into Darkness.