Can we get a table for eight…maybe a corner booth?
All eight Black American conservatives are planning to visit a local Beltway Denny’s to have a bitch session about Harry Belafonte. Apparently, he’s not acting white enough. Denny’s said that they would seat them, but they seemed kind of nervous about the whole thing and were calling in an extra busboy to stand by the door. Just in case.
Clarence Thomas issued a press release stating that he couldn’t attend on such short notice since he already paid for the Spice channel for the evening and he had “big plans” wink wink.