Stuck inside of Amherst with those Harvard Blues again…
As you may remember from last week, the state of Massachusetts (which I am really getting tired of typing) is looking for a new state tourism motto along the lines of Virginia is For Lovers or Alabama: Darwinâ€™s Testing Ground. For our pals in Massachusetts, we present our Official State Motto finalists:
Even Ted can get a Lass…..When he comes to Mass
(He just has trouble getting her home)
Massachusetts – Don’t Laugh, or We’ll Sic the Salem Witches on You
Mass Kicks Ass!
A Great Place to Get Scrod
Without Us, McGovern Wouldn’t Have Won Anything.
Don’t Bother Us — We’ve Got A Haddock
Ass and Classâ€¦Thatâ€™s Mass!
Weâ€™re Not New Hampshire
Nobody Loves You, But Weâ€™ve Got Beer
For cod and country
Floundering for nearly four centuries now
Home of That Other Clam Chowder (note: I grew up in Manhattan)
Rum, Romanism and Rebellion: It’s not just for breakfast anymore
Home of Springfield: for when Cooperstown just won’t do
Yankees without Steinbrenner
Massachusetts: Keeping Connecticut away from Vermont for over 300 years
Massachusetts: proud home of free speech for a whole bunch of decades now
No Chowdah for you!
Make Massachusetts your second ‘home’, just like Mitt Romney did!
Massachusetts-where you can find a CVS, Dunkin Donuts, and Starbucks on every corner!
“Massachusetts—Gary’s dad pronounces it “Massatusetts”
Visit Massachusetts. It’s not Mississippi.
Mass-achhoooo–setts. It’s nothing to sneeze at
Massachusetts: When you live here, you learn how to spell at least one really hard word correctly.
Massachusetts: the only state Texans hate worse than California!
Massachusetts, Gateway to Moby Dick
Massachusetts – the state George W Bush thinks has a whole lot of chusetts in it
Massachusetts: Wellesley Coeds!
Massachusetts: We’re not Puritans anymore.
Massachusetts: It’s easy to get to the Indian casinos in Connecticut from here.
â€¦and our winner:
Massachusetts: Don’t Blame Us We Voted for Gore
Officials from the state may email me as to where to send the $300,000 check and I will forward it to the lucky winner minus the cost of my foosball tableâ€¦.and maybe that Thunderbirds DVD set that Iâ€™ve had my eye onâ€¦