The Bush family…American Royalty
A couple of readers delicately pointed out that I may have gone over the line by infering that Jenna Bush might be giving oral pleasure to drunken frat boys down at U of T. I will reluctantly agree. As a member of the distinguished Bush family made up of Presidents, former Presidents, Senators, Governors, smugglers, corrupt Savings and Loan executives, inside traders, stalkers, and the ‘”chemically inhanced”, Ms. Bush deserves better than this. In the future I will accord her all of the respect that the lovely Jenna deserves, subject, of course, to any future run-ins she may have with the law.
Oh. And Jenna dear, you may want to try sampling some of those lite beers. They’re less filling, and I hear they taste great.