Crimestoppers Tip O’ the Day

Somebody is traveling around the DC/Maryland area shooting innocent people with a high-powered rifle. Profilers indicate that the person is probably a loner with a pathological hatred of people, and who seems to have the ability to roam at will unnoticed through the human landscape.

As Peggy Noonan once said, “Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.” So, with that in mind…has anyone seen this person lately?

Where do I go for my reward? I’ve got my eye on that foosball table I had to take back when my McArthur Genius Grant fell through….

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....