Drinkin’ with Jenna

A little pre-blog entertainment.

Believe it or not, dittoheads actually read something other than The Turner Diaries. For example, Bob Cobb’s Dittohead Bartender’s Guide.

Please note the review listed below:

I couldn’t live without this…, October 29, 2001

Reviewer: A reader from Austin, Tx by way of San Diego
As a college coed whose father happens to be the appointed President of the United States, life can be just one big pressure cooker. That’s why I love this book. I try and use at least one recipe every night, and at least a dozen on Saturday night. The best part is, I can make these in my dorm without having to show any ID. I just give a list of ingredients to one of my Secret Service dudes, and they do the rest. Is that cool, or what? When I’m at my parent’s summer house in Crawford I like to make up a pitcher of Red Zombie Paralyzing Potion and head off to my special Black Light Freakout Room that my dad had built for me. Talk about a lost weekend!
My sister, Barbara (she’s the one whose not as pretty as me), and I are having a race to see who can get to the very last drink first. She’s a little ahead of me now, but that’s only because I’m more prone to blackouts than her.

Party on, America…!

–This text refers to the Paperback edition

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