Friday fun time

Last week it was Wu names…today, contributor Travis from KY. provides us with Mullet haiku. Take it away, Travis:

Drunk at 3 p.m.

Requested AC/DC

Hootin’, hollerin’


‘No smoking inside’

Save the butt behind my ear

Can’t kill the rooster


Take her to Wendy’s

No shoes, no shirt, no service

Wait in the car, smoke.


Top short for the boss

Long in back for the ladies

Underage girlfriend.


Nothing but curse words

The kid still ain’t potty-trained

Tank top every day.

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