Funny, you don’t look poll-ish

According to a recent CBS News Poll, when asked :

Who is a greater threat?

Survey says!:

46% Saddam Hussein

33% Osama bin Laden

Now. What does this mean? First of all, we can assume that GW Bush (known in the blue states as Commander Bunnypants) was not given as an option. Secondly, it appears that some of these people think that Hussein was involved with 9/11. From the article:

A majority of Americans, 51%, also believe that Saddam Hussein was personally involved in the Sept. 11 attacks

Although there is a complete absence of information linking Saddam, and believe me, if there was information linking Saddam to 9/11, Bush would be all over it like Spencer Abraham on a hoagie. But there isn’t, and the fact remains that Osama bin Laden is the one behind 9/11. Lastly, it means that CBS will poll anyone, even if they are wearing their pants on their heads and standing in line to buy tickets to Let’s Roll! The Musical starring Sandy Duncan as brave, plucky Lisa Beamer.

Taken in conjunction with the other polls showing the TANG Deserter at 60% approval levels, I would have to conclude that there are a lot of stupid people in this country, so making a career in Amway products is plausible, if still not socially acceptable.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....