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Hey, it was Angela Merkel’s 60th birthday yesterday — and it’s been a pretty good week for her. Die Mannschaft earned a fourth star on their shirts and she’s the most popular German politician since…well okay, enough about that.

Whatever the Obama Administration got her (I’m guessing it was not neck massage) I’m sure it was uncomfortably close to her browser history.


The CIA station chief in Germany left the country on Thursday after Berlin’s shock decision last week to demand his expulsion, the US and German governments said…

Chancellor Merkel’s government made the dramatic announcement after two alleged German double agents working for the United States were unmasked.

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Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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