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Priorities…

Few want military action in Syria.

So we’re gonna have military action in Syria. I’m sure it will all go splendidly. After all, when are such predictions of armchair generals wrong?

Few, even Republicans, want the government shut down.

So we’re gonna shut down the government.

Meanwhile, our awesome media has focused on the real threat.

Miley Cyrus.

No matter what Google thinks.

Can we just compromise and send Boehner to Syria to twerk Assad?

 

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Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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