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Oral Sex and Doggie Style! Family Research Council: Call 2 Fall Is Call 2 FAIL!

Gay-hating Family Research Council, now labeled a hate group rather than carrying the Christian branding of being a loving faith-based group, has yet another epic fail on their sweaty social media hands. Their latest campaign, Call 2 Fall complaining about marriage and the repeal of DOMA using hip cool internet lingo is the most hysterically wrong-thinking ad since, well their last one.

Call 2 Fall. On our knees for America. I’m in.

WTF?  Who thought this was a good idea? Are there secretly pro-gay people, maybe clever queens in their midst undermining their anti-LGBTQ message? I only ask because the last hater push using catchy interwebs slang was from NOM and called 2M4M – meaning, “two million for marriage.” Except 2M4M is actually personal ad-speak for a gay couple looking for a menage-a-trois! Ooh la-la!

Whenever I see the word

fall

in any kind of vaguely sexually context it brings to mind Shakespeare’s racy line from Romeo and Juliet, Act I.

“Yea,” quoth he, “dost thou fall upon thy face?
Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit

This image from Family Research Council, Call 2 Fall Call 2 FAIL,  clearly suggests fellatio followed by modified doggie style intercourse.

I’m in!

HT: John Aravosis/AMERICAblog

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Oral Sex and Doggie Style! Family Research Council: Call 2 Fall Is Call 2 FAIL!

Gay-hating Family Research Council, now labeled a hate group rather than carrying the Christian branding of being a loving faith-based group, has yet another epic fail on their sweaty social media hands. Their latest campaign, Call 2 Fall complaining about marriage and the repeal of DOMA using hip cool internet lingo is the most hysterically wrong-thinking ad since, well their last one.

Call 2 Fall. On our knees for America. I’m in.

WTF?  Who thought this was a good idea? Are there secretly pro-gay people, maybe clever queens in their midst undermining their anti-LGBTQ message? I only ask because the last hater push using catchy interwebs slang was from NOM and called 2M4M – meaning, “two million for marriage.” Except 2M4M is actually personal ad-speak for a gay couple looking for a menage-a-trois! Ooh la-la!

Whenever I see the word

fall

in any kind of vaguely sexually context it brings to mind Shakespeare’s racy line from Romeo and Juliet, Act I.

“Yea,” quoth he, “dost thou fall upon thy face?
Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit

This image from Family Research Council, Call 2 Fall Call 2 FAIL, clearly suggests fellatio followed by modified doggie style intercourse.

I’m in!

HT: John Aravosis/Americablog

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Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.