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One really has to admire, in a sick and sad way, the straight out lack of scruple at FoxNews sometimes.

They love burning coal — (“It’s good for the environment!“).

They love nuclear power — (“Fukushima will prove it’s fantastic!”).

They love fracking natural gas — (“fracking is as safe as it is awesome!“).

And, of course, “drill baby drill!“.

However, when it comes to wind power.

OH MY GOD, THE WIND TURBINES WILL KILL US ALL!

It’s enough to hope for a meteor hit. Either me or FoxNews headquarters, at this point I don’t care which anymore

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Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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