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The job of the gun loving receiver of NRA money is to take their donations and do what they tell them — so it comes as no surprise:

No members of the Senate, but the House GOP still has its unfiltered lunatics:

Appearing on a special Fox News Sunday dedicated to the tragedy in Newtown, Connecticut, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) said that an armed teacher or principal could have taken the killer’s “head off before he can kill those precious kids”

There’s actually video of him saying this…surprisingly Louie Gohmert was not masturbating.

This really is the biggest fantasy of our modern conglomeration of gun fetishists — “Oh if only so and so was armed this could have been prevented”

Well Adam Lanza’s mother appears to have been more than a bit of a gun paranoid — she was armed to the teeth.

And her son killed her…undoubtedly before she thought about shooting first.

And that’s how that goes about 100 percent of the time.

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In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

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