CommunityFDL Main Blog

Modern Times

Well clearly this makes absolutely all the sense in the world:

In the politically-charged and likely protest-filled streets of Tampa, Fla., during the Republican National Convention in August, water guns will be strictly prohibited. Concealed handguns, on the other hand, will be perfectly legal…

Specifically no…

…super soaker” water guns, sticks, poles, portable shields or glass bottles.

No “portable shields”…you take that bullet in the body the way God and the Second Amendment intended.

And in other news, Rupert Murdoch was just this Tuesday found to Not be a fit person to exercise the stewardship of a major international company“. Did Rupert learn, was he in any way shamed? Well let’s see. Murdoch stated in his recent testimony before a British parliamentary committee:

“if you want to judge my thinking, look at the Sun.”

No, not our starry giver of life, but his British Newspaper. So, what is Rupert thinking?

He’s thinking, “I’m going to mock a person with a speech impediment on the Front Page!”

 

 

 

 

 

BTW, Roy Hodgson, speech impediment or no, can speak five languages — a quintet more than Sean Hannity.

Previous post

Mitt Romney's Partner in Crime: Ed Conard's Unintended Consequences

Next post

I Wish I Was Your Boyfriend

Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

41 Comments