Seasons Change And So Did I, You Need Not Wonder Why
While President No-Bama has been blithely going about his business mau-mauing the Supreme Court while at the same time giving speeches that are either viciously partisan and totally unfair in an election year (according to easily freaked out bed-wetting rightwingers) or just more blahbittyblahblahblah declarations of undying love to the corporate oligarchy of which he is a wholly owned subsidiary (according to emotionally damaged, will-never-fall-in-love-again progressives) the crack investigative team at Andrew Breitbart’s Crypt O’ Fascism have not been kicking back and cold chillin’ just like Andrew as of late. No sirree-bob. Ever since they dropped the bombshell that Barack Hussein X once terrorist-hugged a fellow Blah, they have been digging and scooping and journalisming to beat the band as part of their seventy-eleben part series: Vet The Black Guy Doing Black Things With Black People .
And if you thought video of the putative “President” getting all SEXY BRO-HUGGY WITH A COLORED MAN was an affront to all that makes this country the greatest and coolest country in the whole fucking universe, you are NOT. GOING. TO. BELIEVE. THIS. SHIT.:
When Barack Obama’s delivered his infamous “race speech” in Philadelphia on March 18, 2008 that was designed to rid himself of the Jeremiah Wright controversy, his mainstream media fans gushed, declaring that it should be taught in schools. One of the reasons it has not been taught, however–aside from the fact that it was a total fraud–is that Obama betrayed his ignorance of the U.S. Constitution in the first few sentences:
Did he say that Constitution began with a promise of free birth control pills for all strumpets and women of easy virtue? Well, no… not that Ben Franklin didn’t suggest that.
Candidate Pre-Post-Racial said:
“We the people, in order to form a more perfect union.”
Two hundred and twenty one years ago, in a hall that still stands across the street, a group of men gathered and, with these simple words, launched America’s improbable experiment in democracy. Farmers and scholars; statesmen and patriots who had traveled across an ocean to escape tyranny and persecution finally made real their declaration of independence at a Philadelphia convention that lasted through the spring of 1787.
Hah, bullshit! explains Senior Super Most Awesomest Breitbart Prez Vetter In Chief Joel Pollak:
As any young civics student knows, the Constitutional Convention took place over the summer of 1787, not in the spring. That glaring error was only the first sign that Obama’s much-touted experience as a lecturer in constitutional law at the University of Chicago had been overhyped.
Obama said this in 2008! Why did the ‘lamestream’ media keep this from us? What else are they hiding? I mean besides the fact that Obama’s Symbionese ACORN Army was threatening the life of young blonde white princess Chelsea Clinton? Obviously this is just another cover-up by a media that is totally in the bag for Marxism. And bailing out big banks. Same thing.
Somewhere Andrew Breitbart is smiling.
Okay, it’s a rigor grimace, but it looks like a smile, so shut up.
#Vettheprez! #WAR! History bitch. get some!