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Try to act surprised, study finds:

Teens who receive formal sex education wait longer to have sex, a new study finds — and when they do get around to doing the deed, they’re more likely than teens who haven’t had sex ed to use contraception…contrary to some critics’ beliefs, there is no evidence that sex education encourages teens to have sex sooner or to take more sexual risks.

But to conservatives like Rick Santorum, and apparently for the foreseeable future every major Republican Presidential candidate, the real crime is knowing how to use birth control. So much for science, the important thing is that kids don’t hear about sex in a responsible manner, and just make babies by figuring it out the hard way…so to speak.

So back to believing in Jesus Horses. Although as the four candidates of the apocalypse tour the South, they do start to make speeding up the end times seem a plausible option.

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy will campaign for Mitt Romney, the Romney campaign announced Sunday.

Mitt is at least wealthier than a fifth grader.

But seriously, who is Larry the Cable Guy endorsing?

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Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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