The Three “Wise” Men
Who wants to invite Haley Barbour over for Kwanzaa?
Who wants to go to the strip club and put singles in Newt Gingrich’s g-string?
Who wants to become Lindsey Graham’s work out buddy so he can overcome his Donovan McNabb-like cardio-issues and have the stamina to sit on his ass and read bills?
I guess these three are going to have to settle for the wonders of technology:
A preview of the first sex game for Microsoft’s Kinect has hit the Web
Still no cure for cancer…they’d probably have to use stem-cells for that anyway and we cannot have that.
In other news, I hope you all got a chance to see the lunar eclipse.