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The Orange Glow of a well-orchestrated “Aktion”

When we last left Rich Iott, Republican candidate for Ohio’s 9th District, he was trying to capture the district from Polish-American Marcy Kaptur on the weekdays and occupy Poland on the weekends.

This even creeped-out House Republican Whip Eric Cantor. And that was while Cantor was attending a donkey-show*.

One assumed that after pretending to sack and pillage Minsk, Mr. Iott was done receiving the help of prominent elected Republicans.

But one would be wrong, just like Stalin!

Get ready Toledo, because John Boehner is coming to town to join Rich Iott in re-enacting Reagan’s visit to Bitburg.

*May not be true, but close enough for FoxNews.

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Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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