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Behold the Moral Authority!

Bernie Kerik, presently an incarcerated felon — is a character witness against the 1st Amendment.

He wants no mosque near the sex-pad he used to keep (well actually given for the purpose of providing a place for rescue workers to rest, but not used that way) in order to commit the most-Christian crime of adultery with Judith Regan just after 9/11. That’s right, Bernie used a tragedy to get himself laid — repeatedly.

Let no Muslim defile the place where Bernie doth spilled his most righteous seed.

Truly classy.

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Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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