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I hope they at least fluoridated that crude — or is that too much of a conspiracy for Haley Barbour?

…if a small animal got coated enough with it, it could smother it. But if you got enough toothpaste on you, you couldn’t breathe.

Hey look, crestfully clean!

Feel free to send those photos to Brit Hume at yourcomments@foxnews.com.

There’s a good question today if you are standing on the Gulf, and that is: Where is the oil?

And speaking of oil, the “anointed” Republican hero of the Gulf (in addition to Haley Barbour of course), Bobby Jindal has a special message for the ‘Murican people on what a hero does heroically:

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal wrote President Obama a letter on Wednesday criticizing his decision to implement a temporary moratorium of deepwater drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

Because clearly nothing has happened to make Bobby Jindal rethink his priorities of drill, baby, drill.

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Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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