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“As Todd is my witness, I thought turkeys wouldn’t die”

If you’re like me, and I know I am, you are more than happy to see Sarah Palin disappear into the ever-thawing tundra.

Except for when she lapses into hilarious self-parody…

So I guess we’ll be seeing her a lot.

Just a few weeks, before the Palin/Joe the Plumber "Left Behind Tour" begins anew in Iowa for 2012.

But in the mean time, please enjoy and be completely and utterly horrified at this video which shows just how violent irony can be (seriously). A moment clearly inspired by the video to the left.

Stay tuned for when Palin recreates the Odessa Steps scene from the Battleship Potemkin, which she’ll tell you her great grandmother virtually saw from Juneau — after you tell her where Odessa is.

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Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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