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States’ Rights!: McCain Campaign Takes Over Alaska, Pisses Off Alaskans


Via the LA Times, Alaskans are getting pissed off that inquiries to their own governor’s office are getting rerouted to the Arlington, Virginia McSame-Palin campaign office.

So, the Alaska government has now been taken over by the. . . McCain campaign?

Maybe Alaskans should be calling Todd Palin, who seems to claim higher authority than the state government, having refused to honor a bipartisan subpoena in Alaska regarding his role in the Troopergate abuse of power scandal.

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