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McCain Owns 13 Cars, Some Foreign; Obama Owns 1 Ford

gem-electric.jpgAccording to Newsweek, the tale of the tape:

The McCains’ cars include a 2004 Cadillac CT, a 2005 Volkswagon convertible, a 2001 Honda sedan, a 2007 half-ton Ford pickup, a vintage 1960 Willys Jeep, a 2008 Jeep Wrangler, a 2000 Lincoln, a 2001 GMC SUV and three 2000 NEV Gem electric vehicles. . . sorta like golf carts, of the sort popular in retirement communities.

The Obamas own one 2008 Ford Escape hybrid.

No word yet on whether McCain lets Grampa Fred Thompson join him on the Gem for a rowdy jaunt.

Bet they’ll love that Honda in Michigan. . .

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