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I’m A Cold Heartbreaker Fit To Burn And I’ll Rip Your Heart In Two And I’ll Leave You Lying On The Bed

Is there anything more stupid or transparently cynical than John "media creation" McCain accusing the media of biased coverage? Luckily I’m on the campaign’s potential-donor email list — I registered benevolenthegemon.johnmccain.com — and so this arrived today:

McCain Team —

It’s pretty obvious that the media has a bizarre fascination with Barack Obama. Some may even say it’s a love affair. We want you to be the judge. We’ve compiled two videos of the more outrageous moments of this not so secret love affair. Follow this link to watch the two videos and vote on which one you think is better. Your vote will determine which video we put on the air.

The media is in love with Barack Obama. If it wasn’t so serious, it would be funny.

John, it’s not like that. We have sex with Barack Obama. We make love to you.

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