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I’m tired

Goddammit, I’m exhausted!

I can only imagine how Clinton & Obama and their staffs feel. Just to save time, maybe they could each get "two Reject & Denounce" cards in advance.

If I lived in another country…..I’d laugh and laugh at how ridiculous our media is and how bizarre they force campaigns to be.

Believe me, it would be tempting to leave the U.S. except, sadly, I could only live in an english speaking country that did not like hockey or soccer — and giant marsupials freak me out man. So I guess I’m stuck here. I have to love it because I’m not smart enough to leave it. See, you can’t call me unpatriotic.

Since I still live in America, I get to say that each election seems to get more critical on issues, yet more trivial on coverage.

In the last three weeks the ONLY policy issue that has gotten substantial coverage is the ridiculous idea of a gas-tax holiday.

To paraphrase Lili von Shtupp, when it comes to the electronic media in this country "Let’s face it, everything above the neck is kaput."

And at this pace, so soon shall we.

Damn kangaroos.

(video of the great Madeline Kahn)

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In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .